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FEATHERED FOTOGRAFERS DELIVER FIRST GLIMPSE OF OUTSIDE WOLRD TO MT. HOLLY CITIZENS "Look, Papa, Look! Unteathered children!" was the first response to the first batch of photos that came back from last weeks reconnaissance mission beyond the borders of our fair city. "And see how terrified they are of the sun, they must be burning alive because they left the house, just like you said, Papa." "Honey, I believe that's laughter," responded the unnamed child's mother." |
"It was terrifying," quipped long time Mt. Holly resident Tammy Dahlke. "I saw a mother opening several of the mouths of one of these monsters and helping her kids get inside, before crawling in herself . . . of her own free will!"
Mayor Haeg considers the program a success and promises to continue to allow these birds to 'enlighten' his town-folk with the horrors of the outside world. (Above) Haeg rewards ace photographer with tiny rub down while the rest of the bird's brood look on. Letter dated 3/12/2009 Dear editor, I've been hearing rumors that the Mayor has been suffering from some memory issues lately. Can you substantiate or deflate this hearsay? -anonymous Letter also dated 3/12/2009 Dear editor, I've been hearing rumors that the Mayor has been suffering from some memory issues lately. Can you substantiate or deflate this hearsay? -anonymous |
Friday, May 29th - Sunday, May 31st F.O.O.T.S Campout - Myre-Big Island S.P. Join the Fraternal Order Of The Sasquatch for this year's big group camp. Highlights include camping on an island, the unveiling of the 5th and final level F.O.O.T.S. badge, and the ingestion of the necessary amounts of Sasquatch attractant to manifest a sighting. RSVP by sending an email to the Ladies' Auxiliary. SAVE THE DATE! Saturday, August 1st, 2009 Mt. Holly hosts The North American Cannibalism Summit and Mt. Holly Days Get your decoder badge for only $10! Click Above! |
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