Welcome to the Mt. Holly Public Library, a humble two-story building where you can read back issues of the Mt. Holly Register and check out other fine publications while rubbing elbows with the city's amusing and spry homeless population. One tip, use the ladies' bathroom. Financially backed by The La Mano Forestry Concern.

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The Mr. Mike Archive:

Where Crusties Smell
1The Continuing Adventures of Dusty the Crusty

Dustie the Crustie / Hollywood Zero
1 • The Jam That Started a Phenomenon

Popular Timebomb
1A Desperate Message from the Future!

Mr. Mike's The Bulkhead
1The Funniest Joke in the World
2The Wit & Wisdom of W.C Fields

Rump Magazine
1 • Hovercrafts
2Brazillian Special Olympics Team
3 • Dick York / Shithouse Spectacular
4 • The Unluckiest Boy in the World
5What Washing Machines Know About You
6 • Shuffling Samuel
7 • So, You Want to Have a Baby
8My Buddy, Buddy
9 • The Powerful Exo-Skeleton
10 • I am a clock
11 • Satan's Small fry
12 • Gadgets for the Ugly and Lonely
13The RUMP Annual Report
14 • REVENGE!!!!!!
15 • Mr. Mike Quits Smoking
16 • Fonzie vs. the World Trade Center
17• I Control all Natural Disasters
18Zak Fu - HAI!
19 • A Chimp Procreating with a Midget
20Where Assholes Dwell / Fink

BOOK REVIEW - Hamburger Eyes 008

There is no better assemblage of street photography anywhere. The photographers gathered in this B&W magazine shoot everything, anywhere, any time under the sun. The latest issue takes us to Paradise Lost, on a Porno Set, to the streets of Guatemala, through the Urban Prison and Underwater. These sell out instantly, so get on the stick. Even better get a subscription. Tell them Lady Handjob sent you. Hamburger no lie when Hamburger say 'The Continuing Story of Life on Earth".

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Mt. Holly History:

1Circle Jerks - A Beneficial Mistake
2An Interview from 1993
3 • Mistaken for Dead
4 • Great Granddad and the Nomadic Dogwood
5 • A Letter to John P.
Philatelic Collectors mail to: 305 Holmes St • Mt. Holly, MN 55379a - all postcards answered by Mt. Holly Postmaster & outlaw professional wrestler, the Mysterion. .............©2005, La Mano 21